{"id":2368,"date":"2025-03-05T15:11:31","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T12:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2025-03-05T15:11:31","modified_gmt":"2025-03-05T12:11:31","slug":"you-know-there-are-days-and-then-theres-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/2025\/03\/05\/you-know-there-are-days-and-then-theres-this\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know, There Are Days\u2026 and Then There\u2019s This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"338\">Some days start with coffee and good vibes, and some days\u2026 well, they start with you questioning reality. Life is a comedy, and we\u2019re all just characters in its bizarre plot. Here\u2019s a collection of moments that prove life sometimes just does its own thing\u2014logic not included.<\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"448\">Mission: Escape the Past<\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"448\">When you ghost your ex but forget your cat still owes them money.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"448\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2369\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"542\" height=\"756\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"547\"><strong>Fashion Is a Feeling<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"547\">When you get dressed in the dark but somehow start a new trend.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"547\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2370\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"735\" height=\"922\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"634\"><strong data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"577\">The Sink Chronicles<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"634\">Toothbrushing: the extreme sport nobody talks about.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"634\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2371\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/3-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"733\"><strong data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"664\">Perspective Matters<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"733\">Little Timmy just learned physics and now has so many questions.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"733\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2372\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/4-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"896\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"853\"><strong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"760\">Penthouse Living<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"853\">When your landlord says &#8220;plenty of fresh air,&#8221; but forgets to mention the lack of walls.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"853\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2373\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/5-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"909\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"964\"><strong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"880\">Rich Aunt Energy<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"964\">Why throw out the fur coat when you can wear it to take out the trash in style?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"964\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2374\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/6-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"892\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1049\"><strong data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"997\">Minimalism at Its Peak<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1049\">Room tour: One bed, one chair, one life crisis.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1049\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2375\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/7-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"840\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1150\"><strong data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1078\">The Grand Entrance<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1150\">When you\u2019re overdressed but underprepared for literally everything.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1150\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2376\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"735\" height=\"1095\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1257\"><strong data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1179\">Serious Literature<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1257\">Some read for knowledge. Some just need an excuse to lounge dramatically.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1257\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2377\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/9-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"981\" \/><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1345\"><strong data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1285\">Home Office Chic<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1345\">When the Zoom call is at 9, but your crisis is at 8:59.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1345\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2378\" src=\"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/10-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"736\" \/><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1345\">Live as it is, no overthinking! Embrace the humor, enjoy the absurdity, and don\u2019t forget to leave a comment\u2014because there\u2019s never too much laughter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days start with coffee and good vibes, and some days\u2026 well, they start with you questioning reality. Life is a comedy, and we\u2019re all just characters in its bizarre plot. Here\u2019s a collection of moments that prove life sometimes just does its own thing\u2014logic not included. Mission: Escape the Past When you ghost your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,9,14,15,17,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2379,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions\/2379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}