{"id":2223,"date":"2025-02-05T00:22:13","date_gmt":"2025-02-04T21:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/?p=2223"},"modified":"2025-02-05T00:22:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-04T21:22:13","slug":"10-proofs-that-the-world-is-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/2025\/02\/05\/10-proofs-that-the-world-is-broken\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Proofs That the World is Broken"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some photos just can’t be explained. And that\u2019s fine! Just enjoy these gems that prove reality is glitching, and we\u2019re all just NPCs in a giant simulation.<\/span><\/p>\n

Goose Uber<\/b><\/h3>\n

Rate: “Slow, but Aggressive”<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i>When there are no taxis in town, and horses are too expensive.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The\u2026 Symbolic Fortress<\/b><\/h3>\n

The architect knew exactly what they were doing.<\/span>
\n<\/span>It\u2019s just a fortress. Please don\u2019t Google why everyone\u2019s laughing.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Freedom Kiosk<\/b><\/h3>\n

Hot dogs, newspapers, democracy…<\/span>
\n<\/span>At some point, this was the Statue of Liberty. At least the hot dog stand thrived under the torch.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gravity? Never Heard of It<\/b><\/h3>\n

When even Isaac Newton said: “Okay, I give up.”<\/span>
\n<\/span>Michael Jackson wasn\u2019t dancing. He was hacking physics.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Mini-Car for Big Egos<\/b><\/h3>\n

Always dreamed of a car that fits in my purse…<\/span>
\n<\/span>Parks in a closet, max speed: 12 mph, passenger limit: one hamster.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Black Friday: Survival Mode<\/b><\/h3>\n

One wrong word, and you\u2019re next.<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i>This isn\u2019t a food line. This is a full-scale war for the best bra in town.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tires? They’ll Fit!<\/b><\/h3>\n

When you said you could move everything in one trip and refused to back down.<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i>First mile \u2013 fine. Second mile \u2013 you\u2019re a pedestrian now.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dolls That Will Haunt Your Dreams<\/b><\/h3>\n

“Mom, why is she looking at me like that?!”<\/span>
\n<\/span>Those eyes have seen things you\u2019re better off not knowing.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Homeless CEO<\/b><\/h3>\n

Broke, but looking like a million bucks…<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i>When life gives you struggles, you answer with an Armani suit.<\/span><\/p>\n

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First Sip of Coca-Cola<\/b><\/h3>\n

“What is this? Why are my eyes watering?”<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i>Once upon a time, people didn\u2019t know that soda was a punch to the taste buds.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Some photos just can’t be explained. And that\u2019s fine! Just enjoy these gems that prove reality is glitching, and we\u2019re all just NPCs in a giant simulation. Goose Uber Rate: “Slow, but Aggressive” When there are no taxis in town, and horses are too expensive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2225,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100,2,9,11,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2234,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions\/2234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jollypulse.co.nz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}